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2 = ♟️ Schach KLOTZTEn — The Official Rules =
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4 === 1. The Goal ===
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6 You still have to **checkmate the enemy king**.
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8 However, the game is not considered a victory unless the winning player also says:
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10 >**„KLOTZTEN!“**
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12 within 5 seconds of the checkmate.
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14 === 2. The KLOTZ ===
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16 Every player gets one special piece called the **Klotz**.
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18 * The Klotz moves exactly **one square in any direction**.
19 * It cannot capture.
20 * It cannot be captured.
21 * If a piece tries to capture it, that piece must instead move backward one square.
22 * The Klotz may stand on occupied squares.
23 * Two Klotze may occupy the same square and are then considered **“Klotz-Brüder.”**
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25 === 3. Klotzenschlag ===
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27 Once per game, you may shout **“KLOTZENSCHLAG!”**
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29 Every piece on a square adjacent to your Klotz is immediately moved one square away from it.
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31 The king is not allowed to be moved by Klotzenschlag.
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33 === 4. The Angry Pawn ===
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35 Whenever a pawn reaches the fifth rank, it becomes **angry**.
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37 An angry pawn:
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39 * moves two squares forward,
40 * can capture backwards,
41 * and is worth **7 points** instead of 1.
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43 === 5. The Completely Normal Bishop ===
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45 The bishop behaves normally.
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47 Except that every time it captures something, the player must make a **“pew pew”** sound.
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49 Failure to do so means the capture is cancelled.
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51 === 6. Horse Law ===
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53 Knights are legally classified as **horses**.
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55 If a knight captures the queen, the player must say:
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57 >**„Mein Pferd!“**
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59 If the opponent says **„Nein!“** before them, the capture is reversed.
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61 === 7. The Emergency Rook ===
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63 Once per game, a rook may activate **Emergency Mode**.
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65 It can then move anywhere on the board in one move.
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67 Afterward, it is permanently renamed **Gerhard**.
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69 === 8. King Panic ===
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71 If your king is placed in check, you may yell:
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73 **“PANIK!”**
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75 You then have exactly **three seconds** to move any legal piece.
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77 If you cannot escape check, you lose.
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79 === 9. Queen Tax ===
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81 Every time the queen captures a piece, you must give your opponent **one imaginary euro**.
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83 If you cannot afford it, your queen becomes a bishop for one turn.
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85 === 10. Castling ===
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87 Castling is allowed normally.
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89 But you must announce:
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91 **„UMZUG!“**
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93 before moving.
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95 If you forget, the king and rook swap their starting positions instead.
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97 === 11. The KLOTZTEn Rule ===
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99 At any moment during your opponent's turn, you may point at the board and say:
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101 >**„Das ist aber ziemlich geklotzt.“**
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103 Your opponent must then explain why their last move was strategically correct.
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105 If their explanation is bad, they lose **one Klotz Point**.
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107 === 12. Winning ===
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109 You win by:
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111 * checkmating the king, **and**
112 * shouting **“KLOTZTEN!”**
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114 If both players checkmate each other's kings simultaneously, the game is declared a:
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116 == **KLOTZ-KATASTROPHE** ==
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118 and nobody wins.
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121 )))